Albanian Goggles

The act of placing one's testicles upon another's eyes with the penis resting on the forehead, usually by a person of albanian background.

Dennis: Yo come to my room i want to show you my rare albanian goggles.

Amanda: Okay..where are they?

Dennis: Get on your knees and close your eyes...i want to put them on you..

Amanda: hahaha ok....

Proceeds to put his balls on her face.

Dennis: (to his friends the next day) I gave her Albanian Goggles!

by DeHeme November 26, 2009

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goggle-proof.

Used when a member of the opposite sex doesn't get any better looking with the consumpition of alcohol, ie beer-goggle proof.

Dude: "Man, that chick is so bland, she's goggle-proof."

by Lorenzo J T May 5, 2009

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Gogee Whoppers

Haters and nay-sayers.

"You just mad cuz I caught you gogee whoppers off guard"

-Lil Pat

by Lilpatbeatz July 25, 2013

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goggle hanger

Noun: Someone who hangs their ski goggles from their rear view mirror in their car so they can make sure the whole world knows they ski or ride. They think it looks cool, but in reality it makes them look like a giant DOUCHE.

Guy 1: "Dude, this fucking douchebag is riding my ass, I think I should break check him.."
Guy 2: "Lemme see.....Ohhh hahaha hes a fucking goggle hanger!! Dude this guy is fucking sick!! hahaha Yea definitely break check that faggot."
Guy 1: Hahaha fucking goggle hanger.

by DefinitelyDope November 27, 2013

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gogosqueeze

A quickie, typically held in the bathroom or kitchen-ejaculate and evacuate- bust a load and hit the road.

Or an applesauce filled pouch sold at your local walmart

Hey man I just had a gogosqueeze!

by Funnyasshit June 8, 2014

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