German Piss Pump

While receiving a blow job from a woman, she pushes on your stomache and you piss in her mouth. She then sits up and fountains it onto your face.

Mary was sucking my cock and she gave me a German Piss Pump!

by dstrbd68 October 22, 2009

The German Nose Bleed

The German Nose Bleed is the act of having vaginal sex with a female while she is on her period. The male will then have blood residue on his penis,he will then ejaculate on the female's nose, giving the illusion of a nose bleed. This act was first discoverd by accident in Frankfurt Germnay, the year 1957.

Dude 1: Man my girlfreind is such a bitch!
Dude 2: Give her The German Nose Bleed.
Dude1: Good idea that'll get her back.

Chick 1: He gave me a fucking German Nose Bleed!
Chick 2: Where you on your period?
Chick 1: Ya!

by Chicko 123 February 20, 2009

Mountain German

The Swiss. A person of Swiss descent, or a citizen of the Swiss Confederation. So named due to the prominence of Switzerland's mountains.

"This new Swiss Army knife is bad-ass. Them Mountain Germans make some good stuff."

by RoundenBrown July 13, 2014

Germanator

The original Germanator (Germanator 3.11) was destroyed in battle with the first installment of the Belgianoid BETA Version.

The Germanator 3.11's pitiful remains were collected and used to create the far superior Germanator XP, who, to this day, continues to roll joints and kick ass without showing any signs of mechanical failure. Runs on high concentrations of Delta-9-Tetrahydrocannabinol.

"Grrr!" says the Germanator XP.
"Ahh!!" screams the bored spectator; inanimately.

by Mr. Stab June 10, 2004

German Women

usually really hot but really moody and defensive

that German Women is hot, but she can be a complete bitch at times.

by hbtmju7 September 30, 2010

germany

bitch, germany did make the world cup.

Germany lost to England 5-1 in the qualifiers. But then they still made it to final, whereas England got their asses whopped early on. And but "asses whopped" I mean a 30 yard chip over the english keep and his gay ponytail.

by your dad April 16, 2005

German arcade

This is the procces of slapping a female in the ears as you are titty fucking her.

Yo i german arcaded a chick so much she had to see a doctor

by Mike, Pete, Drew June 29, 2006