funeral tourist

When people have no known connections to a deceased person but insist on attending the funeral as they do not want to miss out on a community event

"My neighbours didn't even know the bloke, but sure enough they Had to be there, the damn funeral tourists..."

"They wouldn't miss it, they are funeral tourists and have to be seen at every event, like as if it is a public spectacle or a community event."

by RatbagKiwi December 7, 2017

funeral position

When you lay down in the bottom of your closet with "wake me up" by goofy playing

I've been in a funeral position during sad hours.

by DaddyCow May 6, 2018

Fubered

Getting fucked, especially in Seattle, when an Uber drops someone off and blocks major streets.

Oh, great. I got Fubered, fucked by an Uber dropping someone off or picking them up, because they blocked an intersection or made an illegal maneuver.

by TheJenson May 17, 2018

funerific

something that looks fun

kyle: lets do water balloons!
bri: that sounds funerific

by hendmszkdoskd February 19, 2018

fuselfie

Selfies where people look fucking ugly, usually because they are either drunk, stupid or just plain fucking ugly.

Damn I took this picture of myself and I look like I shit, what a fuselfie.

by Chadwinkle July 6, 2018

Faserious

Furious Foreal and serious

Bruh' she got the mean dome I'm Faserious

I ain't lying I'm heated I'm Faserious

by JayC 147 August 20, 2018

fouser

the kind of human who is DTC or down to chill 24/7, likes people to be equal, loves a good time, loves to juul, loves to drive his slug bug and can reach speeds of up to 30 mph, always thinks fun and safety first and know how to do a job done well. also very attractive

Woah is that fouser over there? Man, I want to be fouser's BFF.

by sanjeev <3 November 7, 2018