fucktard

noun: A wannabie HOT-SHIT Ventrue who in actually could get locked out of his convertible with the top down.

That LARPer is such a stupid fucktard

by Oger May 4, 2006

FUCKTARD

A word which is a hybrid between fucker and retard, some people prefer bastard to retard, after all retard is a bit too lame.

Tard may also be derived from 'turd' a word commonly used in place of 'shit'.

Fucktard can be especially usefull when the other guy keeps saying 'fuck' and you have to shove one up his ass. Combine with words for greater effect.

Guy #1: Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfucker!
Guy #2: Kiss my fucking ass, you cocksucking, motherfucking, cunt lickin', dickshitting FUCKTARD!!!!
Guy #3: -----speechless-----

by Feelingallfuckedup November 1, 2006

fucktard

is a combination of a fuck juice and custard cake.

dude, you are gross! you are such a fucktard.

by freediver May 14, 2005

Fucktarded

When something is beyond retarded. It's like retarded times 10.

That's the most fucktarded show I've ever watched.

by BigMike72 November 18, 2013

fucktard

an insult used mainly when no other can be thought of, derived from the words fuck and retard, a fucktard is someone who has done something that would match the characteristics of someoen who is mentally challenged

Jhon: Hey joe what have you been doing?
Joe: Nothing much just been stapling my bullsack to my kitchen table
Jhon: You fucktard!

by polishandproud July 25, 2006

fucktard

The person who has just fucked a retard

Have you seen my baseball?
You fucktard!

by Mike December 2, 2004

fucktard

a completely retarded and fucked up person who is quite cool in a weird way, just because they are fucked up and retarded!

me:who's that reatrded guy shitting his pants?
bal:he looks totally fucke dup.
me:that is soooooo cool....
bal:he is fucktarded

by sana the slug July 27, 2005