nigger fried

nigger fried
Where a black man with a large penis has stretched a white womans pussy and used her to the point where her white boyfriend / husband or the idea of any potential white male would be unable to feel her and satisfy her for several days.

Jamal with his 9" and thick used Jane for several hours of continuous sex, she was both stretched and raw from the sex. When Jane went home that evening her white husband was unable to satisfy Jane,he said "that nigger fried pussy, is no use to me". Jane longed for her next meeting with Jamal when he once again would be nigger fried

by hephaestus May 14, 2007

fried pickle

Refering to mans penis that has a yeast infection.

Yo, man after fucking that nasty slaggot, i got a fried pickle....

by Vanessa2100 March 14, 2007

Fried Banana

When you leave early from the bar with some skank, fuck her bareback, don't clean yourself off, then go home to your girl and fuck her bareback leaving your dick crusty like a fried banana!

I totally fucked Rebecca until about 11 then went to Karens and gave her the "fried banana" in her mouth!

by SacNuts Shane January 5, 2009

Bitch Fried rice

Used when trying attempting to
diss someone, sometimes used as a
catch phrase.

I just called you a fat ho.
BITCH FRIED RICE!

by Tessserr October 29, 2007

Ken Fixed

Something that has been fixed badly or done with a soldering iron..

Honest Customer: "Hey Ken can you fix my bass?, Ken: "Ermmm ummm I'll have a go", HC: "Cheers", Ken: "Yeah I'll have a go" ..... Ken: "Yeah i'll just solder it"

While later
Honest Customer: "He just goes on and on and on..", Honest Customer 2: "I know, Did he offer to solder it?", HC: "Yep..", HC2: "Poor you.."

Or
"Ahhh Fuck! My bass has been Ken Fixed!"

by JonnyBass April 20, 2008

country fried steak'd me

When a woman prepares a country fried steak for a man early in their relationship and the man instantaneously falls for her.

Phil: I'm totally in love with Simone.
Karl: That was fast, when did that happen?
Phil: Dude she country fried steak'd me on our second date!

Karl: Oh snap!

by Allison's Giant Bush July 28, 2010

Fried egg

White person, who wants to be, or should be Asain. I.E. white on the outside, yellow on the inside.

Asain: "He's comming with us (points at white kid)?"
Asain 2: "Don't worry, he's a fried egg."

by John G. October 9, 2005