Fortress Maximus

A giant bot who shows up in some series of transformers, he plays more of an important role in MTMTE than any other series, he is often a gentle giant who loves literature

Hey, Fortress Maximus, can I call you fort max, or just max?

by I_existNow August 10, 2022

Fortress Bed Tent

A normal tent used for camping with the bottom cut out fitted around a mattress. Not to be confused with a normal bed tent, which will usually not be completely enclosed

"Yo, check out this bed tent I got to feel cozy"

"That's not a bed tent, that's a Fortress Bed Tent"

by TheRealTerryJerry January 19, 2023

Foster Breath

Coming back from a lads night out whilst whispering into your lovers ear with great affection...

"Steve came back last night and whispered with loving Foster Breath"

by MMCBuddha666 March 30, 2023

The Foster Family

A bizarre bunch brought together by fate on a road trip round New Zealand. These youngsters all came from the same mum though with different fathers Dad, Dad, Dad and... Daddd!!! Robbie was a vietnam vet, Susie a fashion queen, Paul a football nut and Timbob a gay (well his actions are like one) though his gobshite with the ladies directs otherwise!

All for 1 mum and 3 dads for all... oh and Daddd!!!!

by I'm not going to put my name to this am I, it's utter bullshit October 8, 2004

Will-Forted

Will-Forting someone includes calling them, holding the phone up to the radio or speaker, and forcing the person on the other end to listen to any obnoxious jam you please. In many cases, Will-Forting someone may result in the person who you are Will-Forting to never call you again, for fear of hearing another random, loud song. This tactic could be used as an excuse to dodge a real conversation, generally confuse, or piss someone off so much that you never hear from them again.

"I didn't want to talk to Hannah, so when she called, I held the phone up to the radio. I really Will-Forted her."

by goonsquad009 February 23, 2009

Knife Forker

Placing the blade of a knife through the tines of a fork at a right angle. Reminiscent of a slingshot or catapult. Best when accompanied by shooting sound effects.

My son Jack entertained himself at the restaurant last night by making a knife forker with his silverware.

by Ms. Little May 13, 2010

Beaver Fortress

A fortified place, especially a large, permanent military stronghold that often includes a beaver.

Beaver Fortress: You'll never get in, that place is light fort beaver.

by SteVader January 17, 2011