Floor brush

A very janky broom. Commonly seen broken in half and/or missing many bristles used by single young men living alone

Where’d you put the floor brush?

by Moondoggi October 5, 2021

FloorSpider

A shit out the ass.

Brady: *rips loud ass*....

Jordan: Bro did you hear that floorspider run across the floor!!!
Dakota: Whats a floorspider?

by Dakooter November 22, 2021

Floorb

A super funny and sweet artist and mod for mcyt twitch streamers(mainly known for modding tubbo's stream) who streams minecraft sometimes!

person A: Hey person B have you ever heard of Floorb?

Person B: Oh yeah! they're the funny girl who mods Tubbo's streams. I watch his streams!

by o_Orbit_o March 5, 2022

Floor stompers

Somebody with big and ugly feet. Bonus if they have unclipped toenails,

“my roommate doesn’t put on any house shoes and just walks around the place barefoot. I have to strain myself not to tell him “Bro. Put those floor stompers away””

by dundunhead April 10, 2022

floor person

Someone who’s choice of seating is generally the floor over a chair or couch. Usually seen sitting cris cross apple sauce on the floor these people generally radiate a menacing aura

Oh Emily? She’s a floor person, she’s always sitting on the floor whenever we go out. She always complains she’s tired and proceeds to go sit down on the floor

by gloglo July 24, 2022

Ghost Floor

When the elevator doors open and no one (you can see) gets in or out. This occurs when a being existing outside our physical world needs to go somewhere and is too lazy to take the stairs.

"..... did you hit 6?"

"No. Must be a ghost floor."

by RockDeputy February 4, 2009

next floor

A phrase used when describing something greedy, gluttonous, etc. Derived from the film "Next Floor" created by Phoebe Greenberg.

Person 1: "Dude, check out that guy over there! He's, like, eating all the snacks!"

Person 2: "Seriously! Next floor!"

Person 1: "Yea totally!"

by resophonic April 1, 2010