Lolcow.farm

One of the most pathetic sites on the internet. Its pitiful users dedicate hours of their time to gather "dirt" on any famous person or celebrity. It's extremely tragic the amount of effort and focus that gets put into trying to cancel people.

"Did you see that post on Lolcow.farm????"
"Oh god, I would never step foot into that cesspool"

by grungygeck00000 April 17, 2022

crab farm

A person so infested with crabs that the crabs take up permanent residence on the person and begin farming said person's pubic region to counteract the rapid population growth.

Person One: Hey dude, that chicks got crabs.
Person Two: How bad?
Person One: She's a fuckin crab farm.

by Cameron P March 13, 2004

chinchilla farm

some special ladies instead of having a vaglina have a chinchilla farm , in place of the vaglina is a portal to a farm of chinchillas, run by miniature pixies , when the man has "sex" with this special woman the goes inside of the portal and comes out of another special ladies portal as a baby .

damn that mikaela has one fine chinchilla farm

by L Peligro September 14, 2012

fuck farm

a place namely a whore house in which u can have any pick of gurlz and then have nasty ape sex with them; a bar or club that a man with incredible lady skills can have his pick in both women and positions.

greg: we can go to a new place or my regular fuck farm.
adrian: lets just go to the fuck farm i have like 300 dollars.

by samuel adams February 10, 2005

marsh farm

We all know about Luton and how it is the worst place in England apparantly. Well, now imagine the wrst area of the worst town. This is what Marsh Farm is. It's an area of council housing, flats and a couple of pretty bad schools. If you live in Marsh Farm, you're either quite poor or a thug. But yeah, thats about it. Oh, and there's the massive amounts of stabbings and shootings and all that down there.

If for some reason you wanna go there but dont know the way, go into Luton and look for a group of flats. There should be two. Walk towards one of them. You'll either end up in Lewsey Farm (another bad area) or Marsh Farm. Then prepare to run :D

Marsh Farm is the closest you can get to hell without leaving this world.

by mwh November 22, 2006

culinary farm

A farm that works directly with chefs at nearby restaurants to raise or grow animals or produce specifically for the restaurants' seasonal menu. Contrast with farms that grow for farmer's market and/or CSA sales.

They run a culinary farm: they don't sell at market, only to restaurants.

by king dáin April 14, 2013

taxi farm

A large group of Asian girls on a dance floor.

My fantasies about Asian girls were jeopardized once I gazed upon the taxi farm formed on the dance floor.

by Funky Trunk Midgi Monkey August 29, 2013