Farping

Faffing around in Car Parks, or Parking Lots. For some reason, a proportion of drivers are unable to make simple choices about where to park their car in a Car Park. One often witnesses said drivers spending minutes driving around a totally empty Car Park before eventually deciding on which space they want to park in, only to change their minds again. These persistent farpers are a plague on society, but even often superior drivers can occasionally find themselves farping, suddenly unable to choose between two identically beneficial car parking spaces.

The word can also be used to describe people who spend ages and ages perfectly straightening their car in a parking space to no perceivable gain other than it looks slightly neater.

"I hate shopping with you, you farp around so much trying to park!"

"How long has he been straightening that car? He's such a farper!"

"Stop farping about and just park the damn car!"

by Bauul Ben August 4, 2007

fagging

v. 1. to perform or act like a fag.
2. to indulge in homo-erotic fantasies.

adj. 1. homosexual-esque.
2. queery, gay, crooked, fairy.

adv. fag'ging'ly
1. To perform an action in a faggety manner.

v1. ex. Hey, why you fagging?
2. ex. Look at him, he fagging again!

adj1.ex. This fagging bastard has got to stop!

adv1.ex. He faggingly tiptoed across the room.

by ZionMagus August 14, 2003

premature farting

When somebody farts without even knowing it.

Tom: "Did you fart man?"
Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"
Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"
Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"

by Linus365 August 29, 2005

farking

The act of copulating within a suburban parkland.

Those two mad rooters are farking in the kiddy swings again!

by Fearnze February 8, 2007

midget farming

The planting of nuts and bolts, in the hopes of growing strong midgets to work as munchkins and fight the evil courageous lion!!

Hick 1: I just raped a goat!!
Hick 2: I work on a midget farM!!
Hick 3: midget farming is fun...

by William Shaklefurd March 28, 2007

Farming

The act of online gaming for many hours without end. Origination came out of my friends playing Farm Ville and Farm Town on Facebook for hours on end and doing nothing else productive.

Whenever these people are playing ANY game, they can be said they are farming.

Me: Yo Bill, you farming again?
Bill: Nope, playing WoW..
Me: Farm it up bitch!

Me: Kevin doesn't do sh*t, dude farms all day long.
Other: He's actually playing something else.
Me: Whatever, guy is farming, just deal with it and move on...

by FuckaRound April 11, 2010

Fagging

The act of being called a fag. Usually shouted out of the window of pickup trucks in small town america. Seldom is a fagging committed by a single person -- or when the number of fags to hillbillies in approximately one to one.

Long haired guy walks into a Bob Evans. Someone calls him a fag. His friend shows up and the same thing happens to him.
"I got a fagging from those dbags in the corner booth,"
"I also was fagged on the way in."

by Stuey B July 22, 2007