Florida blowjob

When a Burmese Python slithers up your toilet and bites your penis while you're taking a piss.

Jeremiah can't come to work today because he got a Florida blowjob.

by aidenthesnork March 2, 2020

Florida blowjob

Where a snake bites your penis

Oh man I just got the Florida blowjob in when I went in the Everglades today

by Whammu March 2, 2020

florida state thespians

a bunch of druggies who know every word to hamilton and be more chill

at state in 2019 a group of florida state thespians overdosed in the bathroom at the dance and everyone had to evacuate.

by Joe BananaMama March 11, 2020

Florida

Where there is relaxation, warmth, and absolute mayhem.

Anything can happen in florida. dinosaurs, time travel, tornadoes, FFAs, and is a great spot for the meme community.

by Js16307 April 15, 2020

Florida Condom

A condom used by a person with an STD.

Malcolm uses condoms when he has sex. Dude that's gross, he's leaving those Florida condoms laying around?

by MexicanJ0ker April 27, 2020

Florida Pool

A pool of jizz from a Disney dad running down a cast members cheek while his wife and kids are asleep at the hotel.

"Where have you been? The parade starts in 5 minutes!"

"I had to clean up the Florida Pool from that Disney Dilf!"

by Thatguyfromsaskatchatoon November 12, 2020

Floridaphobia

Floridaphobia is when your scared of florida

I was diagnosed with floridaphobia

by Wisdom drip December 29, 2020