Facial

A facial is when you play patty cake with a gender ( mostly works with a man ) and they squirt on your face.

" My mans gave me a "Facial" last night.

by Thatonegayroach:) November 23, 2021

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Donald Trump Facial

The act of ejaculating onto someone's right ear, similar to the attempted assassination of Donald Trump with Thomas Matthew Crooks shooting his right ear.

Instead of cumming on my girlfriend's tits like I usually do every Saturday night, this time I decided to spice things up and give her a Donald Trump Facial.

by Czech Hunter 1984 July 22, 2024

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Glenn Facial

When you bust all over her face and hit her with the pocket cheese on top

- How did your date go?
- Pretty good, gave her a Glenn Facial, Lactose free for her tolerence

by No go bro March 3, 2021

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During sexual activity, preceding male ejaculation, an open flame blowtorch is lit and held directly in front of the penis. During ejaculation, the semen is heated and congeals into an egg-like solid. The resulting semen is to land on ones face toi complete the sex act.

*note, if the dick tip is burnt during the act, it is considered a hard-boiled egg white facial

"Hey gurl, wanna do an egg white facial? I have a blowtorch and a dick ;)"

"FUCK. The egg white facial burns so good. Great job babe!"

by P00pyP00Pee May 14, 2019

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Arabian Facial

Not a sex move. Army slang for shooting someone in the head. Do not repeat when near someone of Arabic origin as origins are racist and terrorism related.

Alpha took fire on entry, breach team gave insurgent an Arabian Facial.

by DarkHumorArmy November 26, 2019

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