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facial-fur filter

A.k.a. "mustache". Refers to where you are imbibing Pure Leaf tea or other liquid-libation which contains yucky dregs that you'd just as soon not hafta gag down while quenching your thirst, and so you angle your head back and slowly pour the beverage onto your mustache so that your Fu Manchu bristles catch most of the drink's offending particulate while allowing the refreshing liquid part to seep down through your upper-lip caterpillar and into your open mouth. Depending on the quantity and concentration of said sludgy sediments, you may need to pause frequently to wipe off the accumulated residues from your 'stache with a paper towel, but this minor inconvenience is small potatoes compared to the acute tongue/throat discomfort of having to actually ingest said stringy/gelatinous goo along with your flavorful fluid!
Utilizing your facial-fur filter takes some practice, but just like the upper-lip valve method of swigging your bottled whistle-wetter, this technique can indeed be perfected through careful and frequent employment, and allow you to guzzle your drink "cleanly"; i.e., without gagging or spilling anything on your shirt.
by QuacksO October 21, 2019
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facial

this word has a dirty side in the porn industry when the women is opening her mouth as a sign of having lots of fun or sometimes hurting when the movie want's you to believe that and at the end when the man cum's on the women's face some people call that a facial too
1- this movie has a great facial in it you should

watch it

2- look at her facial reaction she is so good at acting
by General Shepherd -_- June 19, 2021
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Facial

A facial is when you play patty cake with a gender ( mostly works with a man ) and they squirt on your face.
" My mans gave me a "Facial" last night.
by Thatonegayroach:) November 23, 2021
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Facial Hair

If yo girl pussy is hairy, after eating the cat, the hair gets stuck to your chin or on the top of yo lip and will stay there
Woah Joe, how'd you get that facial hair?

I ate my girl pussy last night
by You thought I was feeling u? October 27, 2022
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Zoom Facial

When a man ejaculates on the camera during a zoom call with another person or persons.
Max blew his wad during the conference call giving the entire staff a Zoom Facial. Max is no longer employed with the company.
by SrslyGuise September 25, 2023
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Double facial trouble

Giving a facial to two of my grandkids
I double facial trouble my grandkids before they leave
by Biggest cumper September 5, 2025
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