Faeces Facial

A kinky sexual ritual where one specimen shits into a container of melted ice cream. Wait 10 minutes until mixing the juices. While mixing and laxatives. Then use the cream as shaving cream.

This morning I used my Faeces Facial and I fell fresh.

by CacAflac January 19, 2018

syrian facial

Execution by shotgun to the face.

That poor reporter got a syrian facial.

by LordNightmare January 22, 2018

jersey facial

When someone gets a facial and their spray tan runs off with it.

I only realized her tan was fake after I witnessed the Jersey Facial

by Joseph Bees January 23, 2020

Dumbo facial

When you pull someone large like an elephant and jizz on their face

Went round this big lasses house and gave her a dumbo facial, she was covered.

by Gingerbollocks May 3, 2020

Facial

When a man released his kids onto a face (man or woman), typically after sex or a blowjob.

Sally told John not to cum in her mouth, so he gave her a facial instead.

by MikeN_Ike August 3, 2020

Butterfly Facial

When you ejaculate on a woman's (or man's) face in an elegant pattern to match her lovely pearl necklace

She looked so nice after her butterfly facial that she didn't even wipe it off

by jewishdanmarino June 25, 2020

Blueberry Facial

(v); when you jizz on someone’s face and then throw a handful of blueberries to see how many stick.

“Hey babe, do you want a Blueberry Facial? We can try to beat our high score.”

by InkedShy September 26, 2020