Floor

A place to lay down on when you get home

A Person: When I get home I’m going to lay down on the floor

Another Person: That’s a good idea

by Hola Floors February 19, 2020

floor coochie

A person with a dry pussy, typically found on the floor.

"AYO you smell like floor coochie!"

by SaxyWoman January 10, 2021

floor towel

a clever device used by the elite to catch everything from animals to dinosaur dna

i spilled my pop and used my floor towel to mop up.

by Cody5050 January 12, 2021

Floorphobic

Someone who is against floors or specifically hates them.

Person one: "Oh I am far superior to the floor"
Person two: "NOBODY CAN BE BETTER THAN THE FLOOR"
Person one: "The floor is unimportant''
Person two: ''Don't be floorphobic''

by Meanestofthemall March 15, 2021

Floor Potato

The act of over exertion to the point of collapsing onto the floor like the apple of the earth

I sucked wheel then sprinted for the finish. I woke up a floor potato

by The first floor potato April 7, 2021

floorals

the best tiktoker ever and ur lucky if they’re your mutual 😽😽🤪🤪🤪😵 💫😵 💫😆😆🤤🤤

person 1:bro floorals is my mutual I’m so blessed
person 2: woah bro ur so lucky

by swagnessswag June 15, 2021

Floor brush

A very janky broom. Commonly seen broken in half and/or missing many bristles used by single young men living alone

Where’d you put the floor brush?

by Moondoggi October 5, 2021