FMLH

stands for Fuck my life hard. usually stated if fml doesnt have a good enough meaning

"man my life sucks, FMLH"

by KDUB09 June 4, 2009

filthy meow

A desperate old white dirty female who preys on young men. They wait for behind the smoke in the bar as you continue to intoxiate yourself. When they sense your vulnerability, they pounce.

"So Joe, James, and Brian were at the hotel bar the other night, and all i remember was them leaving with the filthiest meows I have ever seen! braaaa"

"She's a filthy filthy meow meow!"

"Steve sleeps with a filthy meow every night"

"James can't get enough of those meows!"

by Shady McShaderson August 8, 2006

human filth

Also know as Donald J. D/trump/f.

Donald drumpf is human filth.

by Trumpo the Clown April 3, 2020

filthymcnastys

nasty, filthy, DIRTY people who think they know shit

" she is such a filthymcnastys its hard to even look at her!"

by emma "the shit "cooney March 7, 2009

filthy hyzer

A filthy cowgirls fan that chainsaws you from ass to mouth.

You just got a filthy hyzer fool

by hulkster2211133221455 January 14, 2009

filth

the true scum of deer park, named drae white - filthy rank stinking scum.

drae you are filth

by thisisthetruthdraeisfilth November 23, 2010

Filthy Broom

A vile act wherein a witches broom is used to clean the inside of an oven after a drunk woman mistakes it for a toilet, pulls the oven door down, defecates in it, and then proceeds to bake the contents at 375 degrees.

There was no safe place to discard the filthy broom after it was used to clean the steaming pieces of feces from the oven that next morning. That broom was just filthy, pure filthy.

by Dew Dropping January 19, 2011