future fat

When you can look at someone and know that one day in the future they will be obese.

Guy 1: I don't know bro, she's pretty hot.

Guy 2: Nah man, look at her face, she's totally going to be future fat.

by Sunabove July 11, 2017

Fat Prick

A massive fat wanker from benidorm who shows off drugs and can't handle being wrong

"do you like Jordan?"
"no he's a right fat prick"

by Waltzerboi May 3, 2018

fat jimmy

a fat person, generally 11 years old, who almost always enjoys eating pies and burgers, as well as squeaking on his chair as a means of communication in any voice chat possible.

"I think we've got a fat jimmy here"

by koldoats June 2, 2020

fat cookie

a chubby, usually short girl. also usually a hoe. someone who pisses you off

brittany is such a fat cookie

by matters96 October 21, 2010

fat angel

To describe a person to be so fat he is close dying from diabetes

Billy is a Fat Angel

by RandomOnTheInterent254 January 16, 2020

Violently Fat

When somebody is so fat you feel like you have been physically assaulted just from looking at them.

Bro, that guy is so violently fat I feel like I was just mugged!

by quartermile October 8, 2010

Road Fat

When you're driving along the road and the vibrations of the terrrain cause your ciculatory system to enlarge your male phallus into a chub.

"I was driving my car to mcdonalds and got a road fat."

by Peanutknight October 3, 2021