Saving Everest 

A heartbreaking tale of a boy who attempts to kill himself.

From the outside Everest Finley had it all. Beautiful cheerleader girlfriend, rich family, star quarterback position, popularity, and good looks.

But that's from the outside, and everything isn't as it seems.

Everest Finley attempted to commit suicide, putting everyone into shock. The school's king quickly transforms into the schools new freak.

Beverly Davis is a loner. Invisible to everyone around her, she spends her days working and dealing with her irresponsible mom.

So what happens when the loner and the freak come together?

An unconventional love story.

-Saving Everest Summary

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Saving Everest by NekoWolfie July 24, 2017

Rust Evangelism 

The practice where Rust developers (aka evangelists) and cult followers harass other developers, code maintainers, and open source communities in order to get them to submit to the borrow checker and rewrite everything in Rust. They're known to cite Stackoverflow surveys that Rust is so loved, and that memory safety is free in Rust.

You know, Rust Evangelists proposed that Linux be rewritten in Rust.
Man, the amount of Rust Evangelism on Hacker News is just insane.

Rust Evangelism by CrazyDev February 17, 2021

Summer's Eve Salesman 

A gigantic douche bag. WAY beyond the realm of simply being a douche. A purveyor of douche bags. One who specializes in the sale of feminine hygiene products.

Person one: My ex boyfriend called last night and asked me out for a drink.

Person two: I can't believe you're going to hang out with that Summer's Eve Salesman again.

Summer's Eve Salesman by Annahoj June 1, 2007

Martin Luther's Eve 

The Sunday night before Martin Luther King day where many people celebrate this great man by getting drunk in his honor with no repercussions the next day

Kyle: hey garrett you gonna hit the beer bong tonight?!
Garrett: Why? its sunday night.
Kyle: Its Martin Luther's Eve! Feck it bro!

Martin Luther's Eve by Mikesauce23 January 17, 2011

inspired by true events 

a marketing term intended to sell a movie as a true story, when in reality it's almost pure fiction, if not utter bullshit.

Both "The Rite" and "Sanctum" are "inspired by true events", though I'm guessin' "Sanctum" might be a tad more factual.

inspired by true events by RevWaldo February 20, 2011

best sister ever

Someone whom is your sister or someone who resembles a sister, that will always have your back and is your bestfriend at the same time

I have the best sister ever

best sister ever by Momma cat August 27, 2017

if anyone ever finds this i will be so surprised 

Wow, you found it. That means I must be surprised right. Wait a minute does this mean I have to be surprised right when you find it. SHIT!
(Phrase)
I Feeling of surprise as someone finds something. It's pretty self explanatory.

As I bury the body I say to my companion, If anyone ever finds this I will be so surprised.

if anyone ever finds this i will be so surprised by flieww February 11, 2018