Ethan

ethan is the basic white guy. the guys who’s parents must of not cared too much for his arrival to just slap a basic two syllable-boring ass name on him. he is the kinda guy that gives off that gay vibe and believes he could be a soundcloud rapper with his walmart version of “fire” lyrics. he just a goon. pray for this nigga dawg.

homie: Yo dawg you just get your ass beat by ethan?!

homie #2: who tf have you heard of that got beat up by a nigga named ethan?!

by Khyree the real nigga May 6, 2020

Ethan

A boy that is very bad at grammar and English but is smart in science and maths.

Ethan is good at maths

by Lolololololopo February 26, 2019

Ethan

A all-around amazing Guy who is really smart and weird. Be is really talented and always there when your sad. And loves video games.

Whos that werido.

Oh him hes amazing dont call him weird but he is Ethan

by Hottiewithapashin January 26, 2019

Ethan

Mostly someones ex, a cishet white boy.

oh my god you're such an ethan

by AntSoup March 3, 2021

Ethan

A common name, mostly given to losers and to those homo sapiens who has the potential to be a retarded person as they grow up and get even worse.

Can be used to insult someone.

"YOU ETHAN!"

"Really? You sounded like an Ethan."

"Your name is probably Ethan, cause you're retarded as fuck"

by _Wysteria April 16, 2019

Ethan

You may not notice him at first but once you get to know him you probably fall for him, I mean it hard not to. Hugging him it makes you feel safe. When you look in to him eyes you see something you need. He's a kind are caring person. He maybe a nerd on the outside but will always be a sweetheart on the inside. He can change a girl with a broken heart to a full heart. He loves seeing you happy. He may not be to good with girl but he will try his best to make her feel safe and he will love her.

Person 1:Omg are you really dating Ethan?
Me:Yes!
Person 2:Your the lucky girls.
Person 1:Yeah I wish I was dating someone like him.

by Aye.itz.your.girl May 13, 2017

Ethan

Ethan is a kind gentle guy with many insecurities that pull him down, but that doesnt stop him from caring and loving others, he will hold you when you cry, lift you up when you are down, even when hes not doing so well himself! Hes a perfect guy just doesnt know it

"Look at ethan over there, I dated him once and he was the best boyfriend I've ever had man"

by S4di3z May 19, 2020