English breakfast

When you wake up your partner by pinching off two crumpets on their chest and then teabag ginger them after you fill their mouth with piss

My girlfriend left me cause I gave her an English breakfast

by albynospyder July 28, 2015

English Mum

The art of sticking your unfinished beer down your pants before you walk out of a bar.

While we were hanging out at a bar one night, my friends English Mum stuck my fiances unfinished beer down her pants and walked out of the bar so we could go to another.

by Snatchhappy March 13, 2009

english wood

haha
poor eric
always gettin that damn english wood

dayam he's gettin english wood again

by da LLL foundurr fo shizzle November 12, 2004

English Passengers

The gayest book ever

English Passengers: "Heinous white scuts"

by meeeeeee!!!! September 1, 2010

English Pancake

The act of titty fucking a large, hairy breasted male.

You better be wearing your goggles because your face is getting an English Pancake tonight!!

by simpsonphan September 28, 2014

english thrust

The act of placing a sea cucumber between your thighs and stroking it until it squirts onto a crumpet.

I always have an english thrust for lunch.

by Floppypigeon January 11, 2016

english circus

The only circus in the world where inserting your whole fist into the performers back hole is acceptable (excluding the giant man due to the risk of losing said hand inside the back hole).

Julian went to the English circus and lost his hand in the giant mans back hole.

by igzeeb September 7, 2016