jeb bush is eating a live puppy

A throw-away joke from a Family Guy episode (Episode 16 Season 4)

"Hmm, Florida. Just think somewhere in this state right now, Jeb Bush is eating a live puppy."- Stewie

by JRSweeTooth June 23, 2016

Eating Crackers

Having sex, boning, screwing, fucking, humping, doing the nasty.

I was eating crackers with the entire Olympic men's swim team and fucking crumbled that shit.

by GrossGirl18 August 13, 2016

Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth

A Lord who is the first recorded person to ask Strong Bad how he can type with boxing gloves on. Strong Bad gives him WHAT FOR!

Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth is a Carpetbagger!

by Luckey Haskins August 1, 2003

eating contest

An event held predominantly in the united states, yet the 300lbs americans all get beaten by a 130lb Japanese person.

I watched something called the 'glutton bowl' on TV soem years back and laughed as the announcers kept claiming they the competitiors were not guys they picked up off the street, but actually professional eaters.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

Easting

The act of eating and feasting at the same time, only done by the talented, and experienced.

dude #1: lets make like some vikings on thanksgiving and east!
dude #2: fersure dude im up for some easting.

by RoadtoZion August 11, 2009

eating yogurt with a fork

Doing some thing obscure or stupid without reason
Usualy used to insult someone who has just done something stupid

Person 1: so I just licked the wall

Person 2: might as well just be just be eating yogurt with a fork

by Halfworldproductions June 21, 2014

Parrot eating

Parrot eating occurs after murdering someone... it is a term from the pagemaster It refers to the contex "Kill him and eat his parrot," if you add this onto the end of a threat it becomes either more servere or more jokingly.

"Lets kill him and eat his parrot!" says one pirate to another as he stabs the man in question through the chest.

"OHHH Dani is gonna kill you, she is gonna kill you and eat your parrot!" says Julia to Maddie after hearing Maddie tell Kathleen Dani's secret.

by Jewelia December 13, 2004