the sexual act in which two females place there vulvas over your ears to create a ear muffing sensation
"jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
"jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
ear muffing "jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
by brian mayer July 02, 2015
by Juan 12 October 23, 2007
Heaving been purposely given an ear worm by someone else with the sole intent of leaving a song stuck in your head. If you've been hook eared you've taken the ear worm bait!
Colleague keeps dropping lines from a song into conversation throughout the day.
At the end of the day you're whistling the tune, and realise you've been hook eared.
*Colleague twists moustache like an old timey movie villain.*
At the end of the day you're whistling the tune, and realise you've been hook eared.
*Colleague twists moustache like an old timey movie villain.*
by Dale Tucker November 19, 2018
by papi p January 21, 2020
by executiveSA September 18, 2013
Fast ear is the feeling you get when you listen to a song you've heard before and think that it is faster than usual but it actually is the original speed. When this happens you should immediately turn the song off and come back later and listen to avoid any permanent damage.
Georgy- I have to get the song from a different site, that track is sped up.
Jessica- No it's not, its the same speed. You just got fast ear.
Jessica- No it's not, its the same speed. You just got fast ear.
by Mr. Rugby February 22, 2014
When a man and woman are having intercourse in the missionary position and the male positions the female's feet up towards her head near her ears.
by Sllewdear May 09, 2017