Athens Drive High School

The most mixed up/ f*ked up school in North Carolina. Home to the rich white snobs shipped in from Cary, the ghetto/welfare blacks from Raleigh and the illegal/ex-prisonmates mexicans. Where there is at least one gang war, two stabbings, and 20 car thefts every year. Where football team has been last in the state for over 10 years now and seems to never get any better. Where the freshman girls seem to be screwing earlier and earlier. Where if you go out into the parking lot all you see are cars that are all worth over $40,000 and then go down a little furter down the road near the school and you will find cars worth $40. You got your variety of white folks there... the rich-hippies, the rich-yuppies, the rich-sluts, and the rich-geniuses. Where certain kids get picked up in a new $100,000 car every day. Where there is an enmorous amount of pot smoking going on but depending on how much money you have the kind of pot you have (i.e. headies, middies, swag, and FIRREEEE) where everyone does drugs but the white/rich snobs from Cary get the money from their parents and ghetto black/mexicans rob each other or the white snobs from Cary for it. Home to the original senior rock, Athens has some of the highest G.P.A's and some of the lowest G.P.A's. Where the ex-mayor son goes and gets high with all the other rich pot heads in their mercedes/BMW's/or whatever car that daddy bought for them. Athens is known for having the white population decrease every year and number of gang members start to increase. Athens is known for their hot cheerleaders and pothead but definately hot soccer team... Basically Athens is your ultimate melting pot...the only thing you need to know is that if your at athens you either have crack, a gun, or coach purse.

Girl #1: Damn which drug am I going to do today??
Girl #2: Damn't! $150 a week just isn't working for me
Girl #3: I wonder whos my baby's daddy?
Girl #4: Where are we??? Athens Drive High School

by yesssss!!! December 7, 2005

hard drive

a storage device that uses magnetic disks and heads to store and retrieve data.

when you save something, it goes on your hard drive. it doesnt go on your memory (ram).

by JeVoNeR December 9, 2003

diaper drive

Driving for several hundred miles with no stops, wearing a diaper so you don't have to stop to pee.

Baby, you're so great I'd do a diaper drive for you.

by Cabose February 25, 2007

Knuckle driver

a driver that can only be visable by their knuckles on the wheel as they are either too small or the seat is too far back.

most commonly seen with elderly female drivers or women in mini coopers wearing beatle eye sunglassess.

i nearly got run of the road yesterday. didnt see their face as it was a knuckle driver

by B247E September 25, 2010

Pick Up Truck Driver

Usually not the brightest people in Wisconsin/Minnesota.

When roads are horrible they think since they have 4 wheel drive the interstate turns into the autobahn.

Usually like to talk about things like being a confederate, farming, and drinking beer.

The last time I drove home from work in a blizzard a pick up truck driver flew by me, apparently 35 mph wasn't good enough for him like it was the rest of us, he was going 85...asshole.

by th3 protege January 6, 2009

bmw driver syndrome

When a certain type of mae purchases a BMW motor vehicle an they somehow seem to think they're suddenly better than every other motorist. They cause much discomfort and anger amongst other drivers.

Paul: What's this? He just cut me up!

Susanne: Darling, you're forgetting that he is driving a BMW.

Paul: bmw driver syndrome strikes again, what a twat!

by greavsie458 March 19, 2011

driver's license chicken

Figure out a way to get pulled over by the police that doesn't endanger the public, roll down your window, look the policeman in the eye, reach out your driver's license and don't let go. Begin counting to yourself "one one thousand.. two one thousand.." If the policeman breaks the chain first, take your time and double it (ie 30sec x 2 = 60 points). If you break first, then there's no multiplier (30sec = 30 pts). Then multiply by an additional x10 danger multiplier (30sec x 2 x 10 = 600).

If the policeman cracks a smile at any point, immediately let go, smile and say "who pays your paycheck?". The multiplier for a smiling policeman is x500 because there's not a snowball in hell that he'll smile to begin with, so (10sec x 500 = 5000). Operation driver's license chicken is not about agitating policemen, but about reminding them the customer is always right.

The next day is round 2. If it's the same policeman, you're not multiplying anything by anything because you'll be on to the next challenge, hand cuff chicken.

Extra credit: Have your passenger record video for posterity. Add 5,000 points to total your score, because you just leveled up to straight jacket chicken.

See also: toll booth chicken, drive-thru chicken

"Hey Eddie, I'm starving, man. Even prison food would beat this empty fridge. Let's go play driver's license chicken!"

by Mark_J January 17, 2009