Divide and Concur

To intentionally and actively sow discord in a group by agreeing with everyone and not contributing to a solution.

That meeting went completely off the rails. It's clear he was using the divide and concur strategy to drive a wedge between the customer and our competitor.

by jdh-au February 21, 2019

Divirus

One of the many thousands of divorces likely to occur after the virus crisis ends as a result of couples being forced to spend time together.

GIRLFRIEND 1:"Have you heard from Bob since Liberation?';

GIRLFRIEND 2: "Yes! He and Sue went diviral!";

GIRLFRIEND 1: "I hope he gets a good divirus lawyer. Maybe I'll call him."

by Grumpy@49 April 9, 2020

Divija

Divija is the epitome of beautiful. Inside and out. She loves to make people laugh while always laughing at her own jokes. Never lose a girl like her or else your screwed for life.

omg divija is the funniest

by urmom8684958 January 11, 2022

wiki-diving

perusing articles on the website Wikipedia, usually without realizing the amount of time spent, often jumping from article to article, following hyperlinks and covering a wide variety of topics

"I'm sorry I missed your call yesterday. I spent 3 hours wiki-diving and neglected to answer my phone."

by GBdB December 16, 2008

stair diving

When one gets super drunk, complains about their leather, and falls down the stairs demolishing an inanimate object.

Did you hear about Bobby last night? He was super drunk, came upstairs complaining about his leather, and the person who stole his couch spot. Next thing we knew he was stair diving downstairs. I feel bad for the shoe rack.

by madj42 January 4, 2011

Claire-Diving

It is a marijuana smoking technique that involves several awesome, yet simple, steps. It certainly increases your "high" and drunkenness exponentially. To be performed with two participants.
1) Inhale marijuana (Do NOT exhale yet).
2) Take a hearty gulp of your beer/ shot/ alcoholic beverage.
3) Create a shottie tunnel (a.ka. just link fingers together to create a tunnel)
4) Exhale into said tunnel.
5) Inhale the exchanged smoke.
6) Exhale back into tunnel and quickly inhale again.
(If you are adventurous, take another gulp of alcohol.)
7) Exhale completely.

Person A: "Yo, dude, wanna do a Claire-Dive?"
Person B: "Why didn't I think of going Claire-Diving tonight?! HELL YEAH!!"
*Both participate in Claire-Dive*
Person A & B: "Woahhhhh, I am so perfectly stoned, satisfied, happy, and drunk right now...."

by joydrop143 November 7, 2011

swan diving

When two girls go down on the same guy at the same time.

My friend and I went swan diving on the guy we were hooking up with.

by Mercy Marie April 10, 2014