Disaster forward

Describes a work-style or lifestyle of someone who is always prepping for the worst case scenario and ensuring it doesn’t happen.

Don’t worry, nothing bad is going to happen. Carol is in charge and she’s disaster forward.

What happens if this isn’t filed in five days? I’m disaster forward and will have a preventative plan to you tomorrow morning.

by Pickled Olive February 10, 2023

Disabilafaker

Definition: a person who says they are unable to do a task, so someone else will do it for them.

Tom always says he can't help with the housework, he's such a disabilafaker

by MyEvilResident March 30, 2023

disasterbation

making a large destructive mess while pleasing oneself sexually

the man left such a mess of broken glass and splintered wood strewn about a large area while masturbating that it was a disasterbation for sure

by oso good April 29, 2023

disastrophe

Something like a catastrophe but 10x worse than a catastrophe

The Lebanon explosion is the biggest disastrophe

by Mark1106 May 4, 2023

Disastrophe

10x worse than neither a catastrophe nor disaster

The biggest Disastrophe is using terms that using grounded videos is the one

by Mark1106 May 4, 2023

Disassociation

Oh? Is it the thing I said it was Tim? Is it the disassociative/schizophrenic horde that is the problem and NOT me playing video games? Is that it? Was I right AND denied credit for being right out of spite? Is that what happened,

Hym "Oh! Its the thing I said it was? The disassociation. Like I said. Just 8 years late because I'm a geniud and you're all 8 years behind me mentally. But i Don't get credit because you dont like what I said about retards an women even though YOU'RE NOT A GENIUS. YOU'RE just some guy and you're treating me like I'm just some guy. Funny how that works. Over here trying to sa e you fucking cripples and you don't want the help. Then your kids get murdered because I'm right (and better than everyone) and now you think it's the thing I said 7 yeats ago... Fantastic. Slowly but surely your slow rain is catching up to my brilliant mind."

by Hym Iam May 14, 2023

Dissid

An individual who takes pleasure in the simple things. One whole pulls ones tail with their mouth and loves terrorizing a HAWT chick on a daily basis. One who also enjoys the pleasures of life like disobeying rules.

“Omg look how disrespectful! Dissid”

by Tbone6969 August 18, 2023