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dicked

having someone draw a weiner on yer shit
by Garrett Warfield November 1, 2003
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dick

something that is eaten by a hobo living in a dumpster on the corner of the street whilst a women comes over and shoots the wall and then the women headbutts the dumpster because she's crazy and then a mad guy runs over and kicks a football into a dogs face, the dog then gets angry and charges at the mad man, the mad man runs into a bus that is driven by a cat, then the bus crashes into an old grandma then the grandma comes alive and kills the cat for revenge by shooting it in the face then eats it along with a cup of dried soup, then a bomb drops on the city which then kills the dog and the dogs best friend because they have lately been dealing drugs to an old couple who live in the country side, about 90 years old each , they get high and start causing mischief and then a cat who was a friend of the cat who killed the grandma which then the grandma comes alive and kills the cat kills the grandma and the hobo and the dog lives happily ever after.
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something that is eaten by a hobo living in a dumpster on the corner of the street whilst a women comes over and shoots the wall and then the women headbutts the dumpster because she's crazy and then a mad guy runs over and kicks a football into a dogs face, the dog then gets angry and charges at the mad man, the mad man runs into a bus that is driven by a cat, then the bus crashes into an old grandma then the grandma comes alive and kills the cat for revenge by shooting it in the face then eats it along with a cup of dried soup, then a bomb drops on the city which then kills the dog and the dogs best friend because they have lately been dealing drugs to an old couple who live in the country side, about 90 years old each , they get high and start causing mischief and then a cat who was a friend of the cat who killed the grandma which then the grandma comes alive and kills the cat kills the grandma and the hobo and the dog lives happily ever after. '
by peter 111222333 June 21, 2009
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Dick Dick Down

A sexual term that means to make the her gag and then slip it down the throat.
Guy : What would you like to do?
Girl : I wanna get Dick Dick Downed!
Girl : *Gag*
by 2000-2004 October 21, 2019
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dick in dick sex

Penis in penis intercourse, as in one penis fitting into the uretha of another. Is it possible?
dude this dick in dick sex hurts... pass the lube
by TECHSTAFF February 6, 2003
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dicking

When something does not work out, or you get screwed over somehow...Always said with exclamation!
"I went to get playoff tickets, but they were sold out. I took a dicking!"

"Everyone got into the concert except for me, what a dicking!"
by sheeet June 20, 2006
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dick

by i hate mike henry November 1, 2008
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dick

One who strives by an action to create a favorable social impression, but instead creates a negative one.
"Bob actually arrived at the opera dressed in a cape. What a dick!"
by nozupe4u May 25, 2007
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