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Ass dots

the little cinnamon looking dots that are on the toilet when someone gets up.

normally from someone who doesn’t scrub their azz well.
“ did you see those ‘ass dots’ on the toilet after tels used the bathroom?”

eww no i didn’t know she left ‘ass dots’ on the toilet.
by TheBuddLeeeee April 9, 2024
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Wanky dots

The tiny, overly fancy sauce dots or decorative smears chefs put on a plate to make food look “fine dining” - when really it’s just trying too hard.
Commonly used to call out pretentious plating on cooking shows or at restaurants.

Coined on My Kitchen Rules (Australia, 2025) when contestant Lara Doherty joked about “wanky dots” during judging, instantly resonating with viewers who prefer flavour over fuss.
“Forget the wanky dots - give me more mash.”
“It looked like an art project, not dinner. Total wanky dots situation.”
by Chefskiss October 9, 2025
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Zachary Dotson

Zach is a cool ass MF! He's tall, and will wire up an electric box like that flashy dude from black ops zombies. Drives a Big white Chevy like a chariot in the Renaissance. Pookie bear Zachy
Pookie bear Zachy, your crew loves youuuu, Zachary Dotson
by Parro is lame October 21, 2025
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Dot Dot Dotist

A person who over uses and abuses the fill stop. its very frustrating to readers because multiple full stops can lead to a statement being taken the wrong way.
person one: "i had a std test today".
(likely person 2 responses)

"ohh are you all good?"

person one "i had a std test today..."
(likely person 2 responses if person one is a Dot dot dotist)

"um are you all good?"
"should i get one to?"
"am i the reason you got it?"
by VileNZ May 11, 2009
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Rhode Island Lighthouse Douse

It's when you soak your penis in rum, and then light your rum soaked penis on fire. Then you use another mans butt hole to put the flame out.
For $15; Could I interest you in a Rhode Island Lighthouse douse?
by Salmonellachecked April 20, 2017
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dippin your dots

jerry i will be dippin your dots in my dots.
by crazysonicmario September 2, 2017
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Essence of douschebag

“Ew it smells like essence of douschebag in here.”
by Compatibility Issue February 26, 2018
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