Obsessive Meeting Disorder 

One who frequently schedules meetings to talk about how and what should be done. The total amount of meeting time nearly doubles the actual time to complete the task.

Did you get that meeting invite from Jim?" "Yeah, that's the third one this week." "I'm starting to think he has Obsessive Meeting Disorder - OMD

Obsessive Meeting Disorder by lanman1219 December 4, 2010

Post-Failed Sex Disorder

PFSD-A Severe Anxiety Disorder that comes upon oneself after her or she fails to have successful sex with someone, PFSD tends to be more common in males than females due to ED.

Bob went through some extreme Post-Failed Sex disorder after failing to "Get it up" while attempting to have sex with his girlfriend.

Post-Failed Sex Disorder by Nross December 1, 2011

Canine Affective Disorder

The condition of allowing a dog to control your emotions.

Why is he always either lovingly kissing his dog or angrily screaming at it , he has Canine affective disorder.

Canine Affective Disorder by lazylinguist August 9, 2012

Post Traumatic Sale Disorder 

When you buy something expensive, only to find the price was greatly reduced soon after you bought it.

John: "How come mike hasn't come out recently? Last time I saw him he was crying, and contemplating self harm."

Dan : "Dawg he has PTSD. He bought the latest series of Dragon Ball Z last month, but the price got halved the day after he opened it."

John: "Oh I see. Post traumatic Sale disorder. That sucks man, he's probably too sour now too lend me it."

Post Traumatic Sale Disorder by OfficerDeepEyes October 24, 2012

Post Traumatic Threesome Disorder 

An affliction of the mind suffered by those who choose to take part in a threesome which fails for a variety of reasons, but most frequently due to the impotence of one of the involved parties who may or may not have caved under the pressure.

Fuck, I thought afternoon delighting it with Mack and Cliff was gonna be awesome, but now I have a wicked bad case of Post Traumatic Threesome Disorder.

Post Traumatic Threesome Disorder by AwesomeSauce419 May 5, 2014

Pre-cinematic stress disorder 

Knowing you'll end your favorite tv show soon.

I am totally experiencing pre-cinematic stress disorder. I'm only 5 episodes away from ending Breaking Bad!

Pre-cinematic stress disorder by Mendeldependeliscool June 7, 2014

OGD- Obsessive Gossiping Disorder

Not to be confused with the mental disorder, OCD, OGD is a lot less serious and more common among youth. Those suffering from OGD-- obsessive gossiping disorder-- can't help but gossip. They are the one's constantly subtweeting on twitter about their best friend's ex-boyfriend's cousin's drug dealer, and the like.

Maya: I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to tell you about that. Oh wait, maybe I did.
Brody: It's okay; it's not your fault you suffer from OGD- Obsessive Gossiping Disorder.

OGD- Obsessive Gossiping Disorder by kmac2017 April 1, 2015