alaskan dildo

a sexual fetish involving shitting into an open condom, freezing it, and then proceeding to penetrate your lover with this sex toy

put shit into a condom thus being an alaskan dildo

by Ken Christensen November 2, 2007

dildo pilot

An indiviual who pilots dildos, normally a homosexual.

Did you see that guy with the pink polo shirt with the popped collar? He's such a dildo pilot.

by Joe January 25, 2005

Dildo Factory

The factory where dildos are produced.

I work at the dildo factory.

by The Freak of Texas May 4, 2006

turd dildo

1)A sure fire way to get pin worm trichonosis and various other shit borne diseases.
2)A german erotic toy used to stimulate sexual response from gay nazi sympathizers.
3) A small brown cylinder composed of fecal matter.
4) An incredibly stupid person usually lacking and thinking skills or common sense.
5) Being stiffed on something valuable or meaningful by a close friend or family member.

1)Grandma used to play with a turd dildo now she is very ill.
2)Colonel Nimitz inserted the turd dildo into his rectum .
3) There are museums with turd dildos in glass cases on shelves , waiting to used in case of emergency.
4)You are a silly turd dildo Mark, Trout Sniffer is a lesbian.
5) Losing that pendant to my aunt willow was a real turd dildo.

by toe October 15, 2004

dildo stomp

when a kinky person bends over raising their ass in the air and their partner inserts a dildo into the asshole and then stomps said dildo penetrating deep and into the ass.

i told that honkey to bite the pillow so i could dildo stomp dat bitch.

by frankenshit August 11, 2010

dildo game

You need two people at lease. You take turns using the dildo and who ever moans first is the loser.

Do you want to play the dildo game?

by bopes001 May 2, 2017

Dildo Merchant

1.) A person who sells Dildos or other sex toys for a living.

2.) An insult used by kids with special needs.

'Dude shut up your dad's a dildo merchant'

by Cow1337Killr March 21, 2010