Dicklinger

When a guy is into a girl and hangs around or stalls to spend more time with them. Continuing a conversation that has clearly ended or starting up a new one after saying goodbye.

This guy was dicklingering around the the receptionist all morning.

by Tim Ziro August 25, 2023

Dickfling

Its like when you get snot on your hand and you fling your hand but instead there’s cum on your penis and you fling it off

Last night he gave her the old Dickfling after she made him cum

by OutlawRacer December 31, 2024

Legit Dickling33

Legit dickling33 is someone who is very rapeable and gets touched everyday and is shit at Fortnite. They also goon all day and get molested by their brother. They also love foot jobs

Guy 1: wow that guy is very Legit dickling33

Guy 2: wdym all I see is a guy getting raped by his older brother while he gets 200 pumped by an npc in Fortnite while getting a footjob

Guy 1: Sybau

Gurt: yo

by Legit dickling toucher May 11, 2025

Dialing the gate

To masturbate with every intention of ejaculating as quickly as possible. It's used to describe the masturbater on the go, one who can't take his time and is in a hurry. The phrase is a reference to the Stargate MGM TV shows that have numerous scenes of people "dialing" to activate the gate portal into another planet. Often there is an ancient dialing device or a human computer one. The popularity of the phrase remains relegated to stargate fans or sci-fi nerds in general because no one else is likely to understand the reference.

I caught this guy in the park dialing the gate like it's no body's business.

by dioxholster January 22, 2011

dicking around

messing around while being an asshole

N: your a bitch

R: *cries*
N: sorry. I was just dicking around

by diesel319 February 21, 2015

dialing the moon

cleaning nostril with a finger

he keeps dialing the moon during dinner.

by sethph88 April 30, 2015

dicking of a lifetime

It is a major fuck over, in fact it is so bad that it breaks the record. You have been screwed royally and tell your friends you got the dicking of a lifetime. Some who is found guilty for a crime they did not commit and spends 30 years in prison has received the dicking of a lifetime.

I purchased a co-op and the board gave me the dicking of a lifetime.

by Saint Marys Inferno October 6, 2016