Depressed Facebook Stalker Syndrome

When someone browses the Facebook photos of his/her "friends" because he/she's bored and finds them doing fun things. As a result, with each click or wall scroll he/she becomes increasingly convinced that he/she should be doing those things with those people, and he/she forgets that he/she is not an important part of any of their lives. After realizing the former statement, the stalker becomes depressed.

Last summer I had nothing to do because all of my real friends were away or had jobs, so instead I stayed inside all day and suffered from Depressed Facebook Stalker Syndrome because that cute asian girl from my art class kept uploading beach pics.

by Forever Alone Forever Alone December 18, 2011

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postparty depression

The let-down experienced after the anticipation and execution of a great party.

Dude, I've got a major case of postparty depression!

by leelee6496 December 9, 2008

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Johnny Depp

The closest thing to a perfect human being. He is so beautiful, both in the flesh and in the roles he portrays. As well as being ridiculously attractive, he is an incredible actor, underappreciated by new generations of fans for his roles in films such as Edward Scissorhands (who knew the eyes could act more effectively than the mouth?), Ed Wood and What's Eating Gilbert Grape? Recent successes include Secret Window, Pirates of the Carribean and Chocolat. Brilliant. He is the epitome of a sex god. Almost too good for planet Earth, baby.

Johnny Depp is absolutely fucking brilliant.

by Nicki November 15, 2004

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In German: Village Idiot or just idiot.

When An Interviewer asked Johnny Depp what it means in German he replied "an Idiot"

by Na January 19, 2004

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Suicidal/Depressive Black Metal (SDBM/DSBM)

A sub-genre of Black Metal which focuses on themes of suicide, anti-humanity, self-mutilation, negative energy, and emotional imbalance or unrest.

Some "well known" bands in this genre include: Xasthur, Burzum, Silencer, Make A Change... Kill Yourself, and Nocturnal Depression.

He killed himself while listening to Suicidal/Depressive Black Metal (SDBM/DSBM).

by GnostickNihilist23 October 11, 2008

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