Daylight curtains

Blackout curtains when defined by a moron.

Trick that bird into thinking it’s nighttime with them daylight curtains!

by anonymous October 4, 2020

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Curtain call

The moment you take the blindfold off your girlfriend to reveal who really was having sex with her.

You should have seen her face after the curtain call.

by Scizzott 402 July 26, 2022

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Jerk Curtain

A privacy curtain in barrack type bunking. This allows the occupant of the bunk to jerk off in private. See "hot bunking" also.

Dirty Eddie never closes his jerk curtain while he is chocking his chicken....so gross.

by Bosundave121 September 5, 2022

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The fictional hiding place used by liberals who refuse to admit they saw and actually believe deep down that there was massive cheating that went on during the 2020 election. Knowing full well that if the shoe was on the other foot, there would not be any stores or restaurants left standing in cities like Detroit, Atlanta, Kenosha, Seattle...etc.

Pay no attention to the person behind the Liberal Curtain pulling the strings. There is nothing to see here.

If you don't comply with the election results you will be labeled a racist by the main stream media who is running the world from behind the Liberal Curtain.

by Damage_Inc December 18, 2020

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