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scottish curse

unusually small penis.
Oh man! I went out with George last night, and I swear he had the scottish curse! It looked like an acorn resting on his balls!
by darionlar September 11, 2005
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Cursed

The definition of cursed would be the bungo stray dogs discord server

Invite code: 5yDmxsV
"Hey have you seen that bungo stray dogs discord server?"

"Which one theres lots"

"The cursed one"

"Oh yeah that's the best one"
by Lucian_TripleBlack May 2, 2019
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Sheeny Curse

This is what little Blonde Haired,Blue eyed Jews put on you when you call him a Jew
I called Andy a Jew and he put the Sheeny Curse on me.
by Tom Demby March 4, 2009
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irish curse

Actually, this is fueled by the tendency of the non-Irish to confuse Irishmen and Scotsmen. The Scottish evolved small penises because of their tendency to run around freeballing in a battlefield with nothing to protect their willy but a wee kilt!
Dumbass: Hey, why are you wearing that golf cap?
Irish guy: It's a fooken Irish cap! Arsehole.
Dumbass: What, so you're Irish?
Irish guy: No shite!
Dumbass: You're suffering from the Irish curse. Am I right?
Irish guy: It's the Scottish curse, ye dumb fook!
Dumbass:There's a difference?
Irish guy: *sigh* I'd beat ye to death with me own dong but ye'd probably like it. *shoots the dumbass instead*
by JB_Finesse October 9, 2005
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jewish curse

having terrible body odor and being a big loser jerk
Beth totaly has the jewish curse.
by carlos espanoza December 21, 2008
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cursedgay

a nerd without life who flexes on people with his coding skills and masturbates to c# code
what a cursedgay!
this cursedgay is such a nerd!
by RubbyGT January 13, 2019
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Machine Curse

To curse a lesser person for getting in your way by doing some you hate or find stupid. Works on all kinds of machines and is very effective when smiting someone is totally called for.
by The Admiral July 9, 2003
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