crookie

a cross dressing wookie(see definition) who asks to stay in your room at 2 in the morning, then proceeds to tell your roomate "im so glad i met a person like you" and hits on him blaitently for the next 10 minutes. It also goes around stealing various purses laptops and whatever other girly things he can find, and slurks around dorm rooms. If you ever run in to a crookie, immediately leave the room and pray that you never see him again

Wow, that kid derrick was a real crookie last night.

by nick dimille March 31, 2008

croomie

current roomie

My croomie Tori is the best, she always ends up in someone else's bed so I get the place all to myself! Oh, and she's a total slut.

by Lighzh August 25, 2017

croosh croosh

see crucial and cruc cruc, improper spelling of the term made popular by an english major.

That was croosh croosh.

by ura-kit February 6, 2003

Croolies

Young Male found Only In New Plymouth

Hey look theres that Cool guy "croolies"

by Phill.d December 28, 2008

Tom Crooks

The type of guy to put on a tough face in front of the lads and then slip on back to his girl at the end of the day.

Damn that guys such a Tom Crooks!

by Rookie Productions June 1, 2016

Crooked Niner

A bent dick caused by taking Viagra with no way to take your pants off.

HAHA, john has a crooked niner, what a loser!

by Apophis December 28, 2003

crooked I

Slang term for Indianapolis, Indiana (See also, the 317, or Naptown)

You representing the crooked I?

by poliscigrrl February 15, 2005