CRISTALIONSTOPONTOOTEDTOOTIED

Basically means constipated to MAX capacity.

James: Bruh I just ate Taco Bell I'm so CRISTALIONSTOPONTOOTEDTOOTIED.
Alex: Yo wtf is wrong with you my guy🤨?

by OOTIIIII May 10, 2021

Cristian

A type of person who is always alone and find peace within. A person who is not affected by anyone.

That guy is Cristian. He seems to be alone and doesn't care to anyone.

by Montemayorenoske June 8, 2021

cristana

the baddest bitch ever

cristana a bad bitch

by Cristana June 13, 2021

Cristi

cristi is a beautiful and actually super hot boy. Everyone likes him <33 He knows how to make a joke and how to make you feel good lol I love you Cristi. If you see this don't friendzone me😍 and reply to my messages idi0t lol

P1 : Cristi is my boyfriend.
me : im jealous lol.

by alexandra <33 July 10, 2021

cristal

One fine ass mf that doesn’t know how to bowl.

“cristal” is so fucking beautiful.

by marco2wavy July 18, 2021

cristal

a cristal is a very beautiful lady, usually with died hair. she isn't the smartest, but she's definitely the nicest. she always has a joke ready to crack, and a compliment ready to tell. when men think about a woman they want, they think about a cristal. usually has short-medium hair, and are extremely short. cristal's are the best creation. they are beautiful, hot, nice, and caring. if you ever find a cristal, try not to lose her.

you see that totally hot chick cristal??

yeah, I want her phone number right now.

by TheDevilMadeForYou August 3, 2021

Cristianoty

The official religion of ronaldo

The new religion of Ronaldo

“I have now converted to cristianoty”

by Cristianoty August 28, 2021