Cricketist

a person who hates cricket but plays it

i hate cricket but its good to play so im a cricketist

by patonater June 5, 2009

crickets

absolute silence (said of communication, from the cinematic metaphor)

All the school got from showing the add to the students was crickets.

by The Return of Light Joker April 19, 2011

yeasty cricket

a spangled, hiccuping skanky frau with a gross need of aromatherapy

Dude, hold your breath! I passed by this yeasty cricket earlier and about lost my falafel.

by Bradweiser October 1, 2007

Cricketbat

An implement to be used as a measuring device. Give a naked man a cricketbat to conseal his naked parts, and the height at which he holds the cricketbat will determine the size of the 'bat' that lies beneath.
i.e. If the bat is higher,there is less to conseal. If the bat is lower...well, lucky you.

'Billy holds his cricketbat awfully low, if you know what I mean...*raises eyebrows suggestively*'

'Aww man, I saw how high he was holding his cricketbat. I'm sorry, girl.'

by Petworth September 3, 2009

crotch cricket

same meaning of the word crabs

Dirty women give you crotch crickets.

by skylar012 December 9, 2008

um...cricket?

A saying that alludes to the point in a conversation where speaking ends and awkwardness follows.

"I went to the porn shop the other day to get a new vibrator" (awkward silence) "um...cricket?"

by Michelle89 June 22, 2008

Mud Cricket

A ride or die female that loves to hit the trails with her man on a bad ass mud bike, side by side or pick up truck.

All I need in the trails with me is me and my mud cricket.

by Brute Boat March 20, 2021