Creaming Custard

To slow-churn semen/ejaculate into ice cream.

A: "Hey B., are you creaming custard"

B: "I told you, I was drunk and that was a mistake."

A: "I thought you said it made for nice shakes?"

by CustardBoose February 24, 2018

crimin

Obese women who like drownded rats like me

That’s a crimin

by Matthew Lumsden May 10, 2018

Criminally short

Refers to the small length or size of something, which is "short" to the point where it can be punished by the law.

"...dude, I mean, you're short but not like criminally short..."

"All pop nowadays are criminally short".

by santgozpt April 12, 2018

Criminal

what you should call yourself after saying "frick" on that christian roblox server

you criminal! you're getting a 4 year ban after saying "heck"!

by go commit not feeling so well September 29, 2018

Criminal mollycoddling

A trend where criminals turn more and more into their mothers each and every day, especially the males.

Criminal mollycoddling has turned the penguin into the parakeet.

by Solid Mantis September 3, 2018

Criminal

A nickname for the person with a last name of crimmins. They are very smart but are very good at predicting things based of what they see. They often predict relationships of people together.

So if u have anything to hide u should be aware that a criminal will find it.

E.g. 1. mate I reckon Jacob over there has a crush on Suzan.
Eg. 2. Jake and sally will be in a relationship for sure mate.
E.g. 3. Nathan and Rebecca r bound to be Together when they’re older

Beware of a criminal they will find everything

by Doorfrog March 5, 2019

credinility

what you have when you have no

credibility. It works in the reverse... knowing nothing is no credibility but a great deal of credinility. People who like to present themselves as knowledgable who are not, have large quantities of credinility.

Don't listen to advice from that guy Jimmy, he has a whole lot of credinility.

by Capt. peterhead March 30, 2019