cleats

ugly, very ugly; meant to symbolize "no cleats on the hard wood(boner)"

THat trick was super cleats, I'd never hit that, even with a brown paper bag.

by marcs November 21, 2006

create

to become the maker of.

I have created the douche. Heeeeeeeee

by sgdjklkejlrg May 24, 2005

Crease

(verb) To have sex with one's butt crack. Similar to titty fucking, but with ass meat instead. Great option when hooking up with a girl with no tits but a fat ass. see also: creased, creasy, creaser, creasing.

She didn't want to have sex so I asked her if I could crease.

by Danimalicous July 19, 2014

jesus cleats

sandles or open toes shoes worn by the liberal losers you see in most health food stores. the ironic thing is they rarely beleive in god or jesus but instead think a tree will have all the answers for them

Dude! did you see that nasty hippie with the jesus cleats. She was so dirty i thought she was wearing combat boots.

by lil connor the anchor August 17, 2006

Frat Cleats

Shoes normally worn by frat dudes or bro's. Usually boat shoes eg. Top Siders

"Hey Al you see tom's fresh new frat cleats"

by BroforLife January 5, 2010

Baby Creamsicle

When a man is having sex with a pregnant woman and as the man is about to climax the baby crowns and the man procedes to ejaculate on the baby's face.

Congratulations you had a baby boy, sorry I just gave it a "baby creamsicle".

You know the baby is healthy because it cried when I gave it a baby creamsicle.

I didn't mind when you shit on the drapes, I didn't mind when you pissed on my rug, but no one performs a "baby creamsicle" on my child.

by Ken Collins September 22, 2007

cheesy creases

A stinky ass-crack.

"That bizatch had some cheesy creases."

by x January 31, 2003