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crap rammer

drew loves to cram henry up the craper with his tiny crap rammer.

well now that crap rammers gone we can take our shields from our asses.


is that crap rammer still here jesus we should put a bell on that dirty little homo.
by job less January 13, 2009
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Crapping Horseshoes

When one just has everything go right for them, much to the degree of irritation. Can be applied to any situation, such video games, meeting the opposite sex, field of work or education, technology issues, and life in general.

Also referred to as "that's fucking bullshit".
Check his boxers, he's definitely crapping horseshoes.
by OhSnapMan October 21, 2010
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Schrodinger's Crap

When the bathroom smells so bad, you don't know if your roommate forgot to flush but, the only way to find out is to go in there.
"The bathroom has reeked for an hour now, there must be a unflushed deuce in the bowl."
"Then go in there and flush it if you're so sure."
"I don't wanna be the one who opens the door to Schrodinger's Crap!"
by Stpaul83 June 19, 2020
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crap bookmark

Basically "corn." If you accidentally swallow something non-edible, quickly eat corn so that you'll know when to look for said item in your stool.
Bob: Dude, I just swallowed my wedding ring!

Clay: Bro, eat some corn ASAP. When you see corn in the toilet, that’s your crap bookmark. No need to dig through stool until the corn appears.
by SinnMann September 10, 2011
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crap high

a mild, not very satisfying high gotten from less than potent drugs like methadone.
"He could have gotten anything he wanted--ecstasy, oxy, anything. He wouldn't have wasted his time on methadone. Methadone is a crap high."
by richard fox June 2, 2007
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Crap Lady

Some who ignores you when you yell hello. The you call her crap and tell her it's a nice flower. Her sidekick is a suitcase. Fuck her and the suitcase!!!!!!
by CharliD'melio8888 April 22, 2021
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Crap Kid

Somebody who joins an online match, and then proceeds to go AFK for most or all of the game.
A host or player in a lobby who remains AFK so nobody else can play.
Example 1: "No wonder we're losing, we got a crap kid who hasn't even left spawn!"

Example 2: Player 1: "Where's our medic?"
Player 2: "We don't have one, he's a crap kid."
by Adolf Lincoln May 10, 2018
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