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Mr. crap

Noooo Mr. crap look!!! Plunkton is getting the secret fromula!!!!!
by Plunkton July 20, 2021
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crap penis

when you anal fuck a girl and when you aggressively rip out your penis and have a load of shit on your penis
holy crap man when i crap penis'ed her I had to wash my dick for hours to get the shit off
by WILD WolfIII July 20, 2016
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crap bug

lowest of the low; bottom-feeders; unimaginative people; people going nowhere without ideas
I wish these crap bugs would get a life.
by georgeharrison December 17, 2007
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crap rammer

drew loves to cram henry up the craper with his tiny crap rammer.

well now that crap rammers gone we can take our shields from our asses.


is that crap rammer still here jesus we should put a bell on that dirty little homo.
by job less January 13, 2009
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Crap Technology

Devices that are are not cool, but function perfectly & never seem to get lost. (different from 'crappy')

-1st defined by Thomas Hayden
After I lost my 5th ipod nano that cost $300 and lasted 20 minutes on battery, I got a sansa crap technology for $20 that lasts 5 hours on battery.
by sagepictures December 29, 2011
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Crap-eating

Someone who walks around with a perpetual sneer on their face, thinks they're better than everyone else and makes fun of people in the most vulnerable ways possible to give themselves a feeling of superiority. This expression works best when used as a submodifier for other derrogatory words like faggot, ass, boot-licker or bonehead.
Will: Evan, I am sick to death of your attitude. You even criticise and make fun of people much older than you. You think you're God's gift to the Earth. Even the way you walk makes me sick.
Evan: What do you want from me man?
Will: Just be polite! Is that so hard, you crap-eating faggot?
by I Love Ellie Elephant June 24, 2016
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fat crap

dude, i took a fat crap last night and it clogged the toilet
by savethedinos February 13, 2021
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