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Job For A Cowboy

A deathcore/death metal band out of Glendale Arizona, which slowly gained popularity due to their "girl scream" in their most popular, and slightly overrated song titled: "Entombment of a Machine". Thousands upon thousands of "hardcore kids" made it a priority to obtain their merchandise, and as the band began to seem like sellouts, Jonny Davy, vocalist and founder of the band mouthed off to Hot Topic saying, "Job For A Cowboy is too hardcore for Hot Topic". Almost instantly Hot Topic removed any and all merch the band had given to them to sell. The band now hides behind Jonny Davy's problems, and many harsh labels, playing guitar that is tuned too low for anyone to possibly transcribe. Acceptional guitar playing is unseen, and their drummer Jon Rice's tallents, although godly, remain unnoticed.
JFAC fan #1: "Too bad Jonny Davy had to run his mouth. Now its almost impossible to find anything with a Job For A Cowboy logo on it!"

JFAC fan #2: "I know! Their shirt designs were so cool too!"
by wildchild666 February 16, 2009
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Cowboy Cumshot

A tasty cocktail made of 1 part Butterscotch Schnapps, 1.5 oz Whipped Cream, and 1 part Irish Cream, all mixed with crushed ice. Popular among older gay men. Also known as a "Cocksucking Cowboy."
by Collegeguy21bi December 1, 2010
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drugstore cowboy

Someone who robs pharmacies to steal prespcription drugs for later resale on the black market.
"I went drugstore cowboy on that clinic, straight riskin' my life fo them pillz dog!"
by DoktorJ December 28, 2005
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cowboy cadillac

A pickup truck. Usually with the truck bed filled with empty beer cans and/or dogs.
Billy Bob went over to pick up his date Sue Ellen in his beat-up cowboy cadillac.
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Eastern cowboy

to have BMW, a shaven head, a leather jacket and hailing from Poland.
by Darius April 25, 2003
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cowboy juice

When you hang out with a country boy so much you cowboy juice your pants.
Wayne: howdy bertrude, why are your panties so wet
Bertrude: I'm sorry Wayne but whenever I'm around you, you make me cowboy juice my pants.
by Va.gina August 27, 2017
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