Coratel

Name:One who stalks through the shadows and strikes fear into the hearts of his enemies

Oh no, Coratel is in this battle!!

by Coratel September 23, 2003

core dump

To take a massive shit after being constipated a few days

I took a Dulcolax a few hours ago and just now I did a core dump into the toilet. Man did that feel good!

by pentozali October 20, 2014

shoe comet

toilet paper stuck to your shoe and trailing out behind you as you leave the bathroom.

As she walked out of the bathroom, Barbara was so inebriated that she didn't notice the shoe comet trailing behind her.

by drdiva August 21, 2009

Halley's Comet

Halley’s Comet (n): a euphemism for the violent projectile formed when a man cumshots a kidney stone. Not to be confused with commonplace occurrences like the ‘cum cork’ or ‘poop noodle’, the Halley’s Comet is a once in a lifetime experience characterized by:

(1) the catastrophic release of pressure necessary to cause a kidney stone to exit the urethra with a minimum muzzle velocity of 500 ft/s (152.4 m/s in CommieSpeak). The terminal ballistics of any given comet is determined by both the mass of the stone and the anger placed into the cumshot.

(2) the signature formation of a white trail of liquid aerosol cum behind the comet which lingers in the air for several minutes, causing it to be dubbed ‘procreative napalm’ by Single Mom’s Magazine.

There are no reported fatalities from direct Halley’s Comet impact (in the 1st world) however they do account for over 1 domestic ER visit a day in the US alone. Halley’s Comets are the leading cause of PTSD in men over 40.

Psychologist: “Tell me about your most recent Halley's Comet ”
Patient: “Just like the other ones, my dick looks like a waffle cone... My neighbors flipped out on me because they thought I intentionally shot their dog with a bb gun, then when I explained that I accidentally killed their dog with my exploded bee-hive looking dick, they just freaked out like I said something ridiculous.”

by Dice E Fleisch March 30, 2015

core sample

When a guy pops his lover in the backdoor while the chili chute is full, then tries to take a piss afterwards forcing a thin rod of fecal matter to be ejected from the penis

Before Roy could go to the bathroom, Siegfried bent him over and took a core sample.

by W.E. Coyote August 20, 2003

Fashion-core

In the music scene, The breed of show-go-ers/ scene kids that dress themselves based solely upon the type of music they listen to, or the people they hang out with. Usually this is marked by ridculously scene hair, tight pants for guys, clearly marked hardcore band shirts, and lots of bad make-up for the girls.

Scene kid #1- "Did you see that Jack dyed his hair jet black and cut it so it's always in his eyes??"
Scene kid #2- "Oh I'm not even worried, with these tight jeans and eyeliner, I'm so more fashion-core than he'll ever be.."

by boycottmcdonalds August 9, 2006

hard core faggot

1.A homosexual who is over the top flaming homosexual, an intensely homosexual person, one who is so gay that hard core is the only description that fits

"dude did you see that guy he was so Gay"
"ya man, that guy is hard core"
"Ha! yea a hard core FAGGOT!"

by A.O. is a homo February 6, 2008