The lengthy and enjoyable sexual act of a female in the "doggy style" position giving oral sex to one man, while another penetrates her vagina or rectum from behind. Similar to roasting on a spit.
My two guy friends came over and put me on the slow cooker. They both orgasmed at the same time and I was very juicy when I was all done.
by SC King November 5, 2007
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by Mike Mc Kay October 6, 2009
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One of the funniest comedians to ever pick up a microphone. People either love him or hate him, but most people love him. While listening to his retaliation CD while driving home, i laughed so hard I almost got into an accident. He made several appearances on Crank Yankers, and Shorties Watching Shorties
by Joey Schneider November 10, 2005
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by texas sucks big giant dick September 20, 2009
Get the Cook 'em mug.A cocky girl. Think Goldy Locks, but way more full of themelves. And they don't necessarily have to eat bears porridge, or like porridge at all, just reach a state of asshole-ness with their overconfidence, and have locks. Can also refer to hair that a cocky girl possesses.
That cocky locks thinks everyone is in love with her.
I want to rip her cocky locks right out of her scalp!
I want to rip her cocky locks right out of her scalp!
by Preston Carter Melbourne-Weaver April 3, 2008
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When Emily exposed to the room full of friends and family that James had a small penis, he had been cooked and booked
by ShortStackB January 16, 2020
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