are you cooked?

Cooked is a term for someone to politely refer to a Junkie who has lost all self control, they are usually the ones caught on video getting a fight over traffic, in shopping centres walking around not buying anything, picking up cigarette butts on the street, walking around in a T Shirt and Shorts in Winter, many more traits.
It used to refer to pot smokers being stoned but now its more the Ice/Meth/Shabu users who are just lost in their habit

Cooked Dude: Drives over a foot path, down the curb and around the corner crashes in to a power pole in middle of the day.
Bystander: What the F is wrong with you, are you cooked bro?
Cooked Dude: Ohhh errrr, ummmm yeah, ahhhhh

Are you cooked? is more rhetorical and derogatory in nature implying that someone is a mess, and their life is consumed in drugs.

by Sonnyhood November 4, 2020

cooking and chill

A subtle way to lure a girl to come over to your place inviting her to a dinner, initially as just a "friend", so that it can lead to an opportunity of getting intimate with her while making a dinner for her. Finally, after dinner a good session of sex is expected.

Hey, what are you doing tonight?
No plans at all!
Are you up to a cooking and chill?

by Chef Uc January 7, 2021

Chris Cook

Cutest man in the world. He is In touch with his emotions and the gives the BEST snuggles in the world. He can lift you up when you are feeling down. He always works really hard at his job, and is never done learning. He has a beautiful imagination. And only wants the best for everyone around him. He would dance with the stars if he could. He is the kind of man that will wiggle to some music with a blanket over his head pretending to be a ghost. He is funny and also really likes stupid memes and that parts not debatable.

A Chris cook is what you need in your life.

by Alexandragon123 February 23, 2021

Dane Cook

Adjective: Unfortunate / To a degree of the lowest caliber.

"Dane Cook blocked me. Because Any time something bad happened to me I compared it to him." - Reddit user u/Dontneedanything

"I got fired today. This is really the Dane Cook of days."

by lemmeseeificanhitthecharacterl May 2, 2021

Astrological cooking

Horoscope appropriate cooking after reading said horoscope.

My astrological cooking said I need to have a tuna salad today so I'll get that right, I you don't mind?

by Sexydimma September 2, 2022

astrological cooking

Cooking defined by your astrological sign and daily horoscope.

I read my daily horoscope today. It said in terms of astrological cooking that my zodiac sign required me to make pan seared tuna for dinner today.. I did just that.

by Sexydimma September 3, 2022

Cook beans

This term is used exclusively in a software engineering context in Nigeria. When one cooks beans, it means that this person has managed to deploy buggy code into production environment and most likely, this mistake has led to a messy situation that requires a lot of effort to rectify.

Guy, I get party this weekend, abeg! look that code twice before you cook beans put inside production o.

by naijawordsmith September 16, 2022