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toe contusion

A lame excuse to not attend an outing or event
I can’t go, I have a toe contusion
by Joe LaFluer September 24, 2021
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Happy Confession Day

Happy Confession Day is on August 11

Confess on someone who has a birthday on August 11 for good luck
HAPPY CONFESSION DAY!!

i like you...🥺👉👈
by VisionExpress October 5, 2021
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MIMER Confessions Admin

Shit💩
Jack:He looks like Mimer confessions Admin
Tom:You mean he looks like Shit
by TeraBaapMC November 23, 2021
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Pre-Concussion Shake

A mix of ingredients put together to prepare your noggin for the biggest, most fucking gigantic concussion this green world can give a person.

The ingredients of such a shake are unknown to humankind and every living species in a milky way.

Recently though, a man known as Aziz Walid Alghawas has recently found out the ingredients to the pre concussion shake and continues to keep the recipe to himself.
"Bro, did you know Aziz sponsored Conor Mcgregor with Pre-concussion shakes for the rest of his career?"

"JFK was supplied with a motherload of pre-concussion before he was...."
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Pre-concussion Shake

An unknown recipe to every living animal whether on earth or not. The recipe was uncovered by this one unicellular creature known by the name Aziz Walid Alghawas. Rumour is, the legend himself found the recipe while jacking his shit on a discord call with friends.

Rumour has it that if many people throughout history downed the pre-concussion shake, we would be a more advanced society.
"bro JFK had that shit, rumour has it the pre-concussion shake would've kicked in if he had it 30 minutes earlier"

"Abraham Lincoln missed out on that pre-concussion shake, he could've continued the legacy"

"Guy's I made a pre-concussion shake, flash bangs got nothing on me"
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Slayfully confusing

When you wanna lick remis pussy but also need sleep
Its so slayfully confusing, I wanna pick remis pussy but need sleep
by Remiratty October 27, 2022
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ejaculate concussion

When a man’s orgasm during oral sex smashes the back of one’s throat concussing the back of their head
Do to an ejaculate concussion, Mary wasn’t cleared to work for a week.
by Oldjaketed July 25, 2023
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