Colton

the most reliable guy in the world, the guy all the homies wanna be like (he’s a little gay sometimes) but we love him gives off the biggest dick and thiccest ass energy.

man that Colton fellow is very sexy.

by Greencreeper1929 December 12, 2025

crapper cologne

A type of cologne usually found in dispensers in nightclub bathrooms; they are frequently used by men who believe thay are about to get lucky.

Woman 1: Hey, why didn't you go with that one guy?

Woman 2: Are you kidding, he was drenched in so much crapper cologne I couldn't breathe!

by nhojaskfniau November 22, 2009

kootenay cologne

The obvious scent of marijuana smoke that lingers on the majority of residents in the sacred kootenay region of British Columbia

It must be After 4:20, I can smell the Kootenay Cologne out on Baker Street!!

by Dez4prez May 1, 2018

Conan Colton

The greatest of all time

Look it’s Conan Colton the goat

by Ahboiiii September 15, 2020

Bone Cologne

Shooting your fat onto someones neck

how do you like my bone cologne

by BoneCologne February 23, 2021

Colon Cologne

Noun - Pronounced (kōlən kəˈlōn) or (Co - lon Co - lone), is an item used during the human mating ritual in order to make the anal area smell more appealing to a partner. Comes in many smells and flavors, such as rose, lavender, hotdog, banana, and a new all time favorite, grilled cheese. Colon Cologne can also be used in other areas of the body, like the armpits, neck, and genital area.

Man - WOW honey your ass smells like its been dried out in the sun for 40 years.
Woman - Really, sorry babe I've been sitting at my desk all day...
Man - You should put on some COLON COLOGNE... ;)
Woman - Sure thing sugar boo.

by MoonUrMom March 1, 2021

Fear Colton

Cancer in a nutshell

Fear colton is as annoying as your moms boyfriends two year-old asking if yopu have games on your phone.

by yeahfearcomeatme August 28, 2021