the most reliable guy in the world, the guy all the homies wanna be like (he’s a little gay sometimes) but we love him gives off the biggest dick and thiccest ass energy.
by Greencreeper1929 December 12, 2025
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Woman 1: Hey, why didn't you go with that one guy?
Woman 2: Are you kidding, he was drenched in so much crapper cologne I couldn't breathe!
Woman 2: Are you kidding, he was drenched in so much crapper cologne I couldn't breathe!
by nhojaskfniau November 22, 2009
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The obvious scent of marijuana smoke that lingers on the majority of residents in the sacred kootenay region of British Columbia
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Get the Bone Cologne mug.Noun - Pronounced (kōlən kəˈlōn) or (Co - lon Co - lone), is an item used during the human mating ritual in order to make the anal area smell more appealing to a partner. Comes in many smells and flavors, such as rose, lavender, hotdog, banana, and a new all time favorite, grilled cheese. Colon Cologne can also be used in other areas of the body, like the armpits, neck, and genital area.
Man - WOW honey your ass smells like its been dried out in the sun for 40 years.
Woman - Really, sorry babe I've been sitting at my desk all day...
Man - You should put on some COLON COLOGNE... ;)
Woman - Sure thing sugar boo.
Woman - Really, sorry babe I've been sitting at my desk all day...
Man - You should put on some COLON COLOGNE... ;)
Woman - Sure thing sugar boo.
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