defecation with little or no mess/clean-up. fairly rare, but extremely beneficial if in a hurry (aka-'wipeless shit')
(not spending a reasonable amount of time on clean-up 'whistles' for I.A.!! (irritated asshole) -some carry baby-wipes, i can't stand the smell!. (non-scented?)
(not spending a reasonable amount of time on clean-up 'whistles' for I.A.!! (irritated asshole) -some carry baby-wipes, i can't stand the smell!. (non-scented?)
i was delightfully surprised to be dunging clean
was in a hurry and was grateful to have dunged clean
counting on dunging clean is a mistake
was in a hurry and was grateful to have dunged clean
counting on dunging clean is a mistake
by michael foolsley November 20, 2012
Someone who smokes but who doesn't have the tell-tale aroma about them that gives them away as a smoker.
by WinifredAnn May 08, 2017
Kimberly is so clean she cleans a clean house.
If you want it super clean it’s Kimberly clean.
When you’re cleaning something that is perfectly clean already.
If you want it super clean it’s Kimberly clean.
When you’re cleaning something that is perfectly clean already.
by Brickell Bob July 24, 2022
by Jeffery Winger May 27, 2020
Mad, hurried cleaning of one's living quarters, with the expectation of securing a first visit by a member of the opposite sex. Said quarters usually are in such a state of disarray, that only large amounts of caffeine or adrenaline can accomplish the seemingly impossible task. Often accompanied by attempts to make one's quarters "chick-friendly", by purchasing such essential items as: soap, toilet paper, water, and anything to put in the refrigerator other than beer, salasa, and leftover pizza.
Dude, I'm doing mad Contingency Cleaning because Juliana may actually want to come over after her third 7&7.
by Radio Paulie September 20, 2008
by SBtay December 31, 2016
Margaret’s papa Barry took some convincing but I seduced him into letting me clean the snowman like the dirty boy he was.
by EternalEmailingSystem January 15, 2021