Tommy Cheek Clapper

A small red headed man who is very hairy and does not where any clothes and when you are least expecting it, will hop out of the bushes, tear off ur clothes, put you in downward dog and then put his hands between ur ass cheeks and clap for 25 seconds and then finish it off by putting his pinky in ur ass while seeing if ur taint is ticklish.

Did you here about james? “No, what happened?!?!” , he was attacked by Tommy Cheek Clapper

by Tommy Cheek Clapper February 6, 2019

Capped Out

To lie; Telling something with no truth in it.

I knew he was capped out when he told me he would buy the shoes off of me.

by ZGA February 22, 2013

capped

shot

im going to cap your ass honky

by david dickinson July 8, 2003

chapped stick

No lubrication
Nuff said

chapped stick

by stalahahiedfe April 9, 2011

the Clapper

A device used to activate other electronic devices, such as lights by the use of a clap sound. Must be over the age of 60 or simply be unable to be embarrassed (a good test is if you can listen to All Night Long in front of people you don't know). Advertised in the 1980s, but rarely sold.

The Clapper: Bill, fart again. We have to turn off the damn clapper.

by Wigma January 7, 2007

Sewer Capped

To be so severely constipated that the clogged feces is literally capping the sphincter preventing release.

Carl: please help me Doctor. I'm so constipated.

Doctor. You need more fiber, Carl. Otherwise you will continue to get Sewer Capped like this.

Carl: Sewer Capped? Is that a medical term?
Doctor: Yes. I read it on Urban Dictionary.

by Eaton Holgoode May 11, 2014

Crapped out

Exhaustion at work or school due to excessive socializing and partying on evenings or weekends.

Nikki isn't allowed to have friends over on weekends anymore because she gets too crapped out for school on Monday.

by urbanstreetsofparma September 25, 2006