Clay-bling

Adding flair, ostentation and/or detailed artwork to a plaster cast on a broken bone.

When a small child has broken their wrist, and their mum draws pretty flowers and stuff on it or puts sparkly things on it, the child has Clay-bling.

by Lady Tommo November 3, 2010

Clay Cox

(noun) a tool.
(verb) the act of being a tool.

(noun) That Clay Cox is being a fag.
(verb) The other day, I pulled a Clay Cox and flirted with Tanner Wilcox's girlfriend.

by Clay Cox January 7, 2012

clay monkey

A racial slur used to defined a native american.

Look at that fucking drunk clay monkey.

by Alexander jo December 6, 2013

Clayface

Someone that has the ability to mold their face into so many funny faces that it is as if their face is made of clay. The person is not usually ugly. Being a clayface is a talent.

Example 1
"Oh my God, you are such a clayface!"

Example 2:
"Wow that girl is a clayface."

by lala_thanksbye January 31, 2015

Clarky

Someone who refuses to share a joke.

She won't share her joke with me. She's being a real clarky.

by JGyeahthatsme January 25, 2016

clakker

A stooge who applauds with the deliberate intention to make someome look more popular/funnier than they actually are.

-Did you notice the amount of applause lines she got?
-I'm pretty sure that was just sycophantic clakkers.

by Y9e0ah September 18, 2016

clay pigeon shoot

A dry wank

"Did your girl come over last night?"
" Nah, I was in a bad way dude. All I could manage was a clay pigeon shoot."

by zen123 July 29, 2016