Hitting the clubs like a baby seal

A phrase commonly used when readying for an epic night of soaking up dance culture. Implies that one will be partying particularly vigorously at various venues.

Jack: "So, are you going to party in town tonight Joe?"
Joe "For sure. I'll be hitting the clubs like a baby seal."

by byrdfl3w January 25, 2011

Ace of spades and the 5 of clubs

To lay down a vicious ass-beating country style.

I'll come down there and lay the ace of spades and the 5 of clubs on yer' ass if n' ya' don't stop humpin' my sister-lover!

by Eskotwo April 7, 2009

clubsbian

A heterosexual girl who makes out with her heterosexual friends at the club for entertainment purposes only. This is usually done to gain VIP access or free drinks.

"Becky and Heather are making out for those geeks in the bachelor party, They are such clubsbians."

by lilslim April 29, 2005

Clubstep

That one demon in the main GD levels that gives you a brain aneurysm every time you play it. It has these clubstep monsters that look like it had a fucking meeting with Satan himself

Boris: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jim: 91
Boris: NO I BEAT CLUBSTEP
Jim: That's probably the only accomplishment you will have in your life but good job.

by no reeal name, just me December 22, 2021

King of Clubs

A sexual position used commonly in the gay community where two men lay together as depicted on the playing card.

The best sexual position for frot and for maximum pleasure.

Can also be Queen of Spades when referring to lesbians.

Adam: "Wanna get in on later?"
Steve: "Of course. What position?"
Adam: "King of Clubs?"
Steve: "Hot!"

by Emex5 May 3, 2017

five of clubs

Five fingers that are going to club you, i.e., a fist.

Bill gave him the five of clubs when he heard he scratched his ride.

by ghost July 31, 2003

Ace of Clubs

Slang term for Grey-romantic Asexual - a person whose romantic attraction is between romantic and aromantic but doesn't feel any sexual attraction whatsoever (they may have non-consensual sex to please their partner per se).

Other asexual card terms include Ace of Hearts (an Alloromantic Asexual, Ace of Spades (an Aromantic Asexual or Ace of Diamonds (a Demiromantic Asexual).

Person 1: Woah, he's dating someone? He said he's an ace!
Person 2: Actually, he's an Ace of Clubs - a grey asexual.

Person 1: *confused face*
Person 2: It's rare for him to feel romantically attracted, but he can. But yeah, only on rare occasion.

by ONGN December 7, 2019