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criddler

Somebody trying to get into a scene they dont belong in.
Look at that criddler in his gap shirt and American Eagle jeans
by Taylor Bell September 14, 2005
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cuddlefucking

Pretty much sexual intercourse with clothes on. Occurs a lot in small public gatherings where two people show interest but are disinclined to actually take it further. So to make up for it they cuddle closely, even straddling each other slightly, thus the "fucking" part of the word.
Wow, those two are definitely cuddlefucking in that seat
Bob and Steph are cuddlefucking on that seat, you might not want to sit close to them.
by whydoesthismatter April 21, 2008
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NEW JERSEY CUDDLE

WHEN SLEEPING IN BED WITH YOUR FEMALE PARTNER, YOU PULL HER PANTIES DOWN AND JERK OFF, SPRAYING CUM ALL OVER HER ASS
MY GIRLFRIEND FELL ASLEEP AND WOKE UP STUCK TO THE SHEETS. I GAVE HER THE NEW JERSEY CUDDLE
by TONEKNOWLEDGE44 January 27, 2009
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Cuddlerape

Noun: What happens when you unwillingly cuddlecum all over. See also: Cuddlecumming.
Jason cuddleraped Jess while she was trying to watch tv in bed.
by Antrerio Villamonte January 12, 2010
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e-coddle

To pamper someone using the Internet (i.e., via e-mail or instant messenger)
My mother heard that I broke my leg while in a different time zone (thus disabling her from calling me), so she got online and e-coddled me until I got better.
by Tom-ass November 23, 2006
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coddletwat

A real piece of shit. Someone who has managed to become double as toolish as a normal fuckwad.
Jesus Christ, Ronald was such a coddletwat when he tried to steal my dog.
by Albert Raineer December 24, 2007
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caddlesticks

A caddlesticks is an individual that exhibits a number of desirable, or based on one's opinion and morals, undesirable.
A caddlesticks is a person that is described as being very horny at times, likely to consume alcoholic beverages, and also very willing to engage in conversations that the general population might find awkward...
As of late, it has also been used as a word to define a state of intoxication...
Person 1: "Man, that caddlesticks over there sure is always horny. It seems like he's been giving me some looks from across the party."
Person 2: "That's a caddlesticks for ya. You should go over there and talk to him. Talking to a caddlesticks is always interesting.
"Wow, im so caddlesticks right now.. I hope I don't pass out."
by Jack Cattle December 28, 2007
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