Chest beard

A Neanderthal level of chest hair usually paired with a beer gut
Put your shirt back on cover up that damn chest beard
by Captain chest beard March 18, 2022
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chest hogs

An ample and supple pair of bosom on a woman. These babies are typically blue ribbon prize winning oinkers.
" Hey Pat, Check out the prize winning chest hogs on green shirt over there at the bar!"
by chesthogman March 21, 2024
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Burned onto a virgin's chest

Something that is widely known as infinitely true and cannot be argued against. The epitomy of truth.
by FB_29 December 25, 2011
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pfaff chest

to have an extremley large chest
see that girl? shes got a nice pfaff chest. Yeah that one right there.
by Bob smitth December 19, 2010
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chest dick

the imaginary and invisible dick that is stroked through the act of tugging on a fellow bros t shirt as a result of a shit-ton of alcohol consumption.
sorry bro i was getting so amped i started stroking the chest dick.
by Danultron November 09, 2010
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chest baskets

The visual effect given due to the size, and or droopiness, of a set of breasts, male or female.
Nice chest baskets, is the fruit optional???
by Dirk Spurg May 14, 2007
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