Correct Change

When you are angry at a store and take a shit inside the cash register.

They tried to kick us out of the store, so I gave them correct change.

by Hollyfcknrae April 2, 2019

keeps the change

The act of swallowing a man's cum

I shot my load in her mouth and found out she keeps the change.

by LargePete March 28, 2003

asian lane change

This is a sex move that is performed by going from either of a woman's holes (south of the belly button) to the other, without giving her a signal that the change in lanes is coming. This is hilarious when moving to the fart-box, and a health risk when moving from it.

John Mayer: What's up, did you hear that Jennifer Aniston and I broke up?

Brad Pitt: Yeah. Did you hear that I pulled an asian lane change on her before you broke up?

John Mayer: *sniffle*

by Vaginasareweird October 8, 2010

chunk of change

A large amount of money.

* refered from Free Dictionary.

You'd have to agree that $80 million is a big chunk of change by anyone's standards.

by LangueVivisectinGeek August 13, 2016

Swindon Oil Change

The act of pouring hot gravy down your urethra followed by a kit kat chunky, then pulling the chunky out and watching the gravy spurt out after it.

Did you hear Smith did the Swindon Oil Change last night?!

by SWOM June 8, 2020

climate change

Humans are the only species arrogant wnough to think they have the power to change the climate. Claiming that humans created or could fix global warming is like claiming that humans created or could have fixed the most recent ice age. With or without us, the planet will warm and cool, and the climate will fluctuate like day and night, yin and yang, or any other form of duality people can think of.

The world doesn't need us for climate change to happen naturally. Perhaps we are here to make things worse, and not to pretend we are saving the planet, because we never were. Perhaps we are here to make chemicals. Everyone is part of the problem, so why wouldn't we be here for that reason?

by The Original Agahnim November 1, 2021

Climate change

This will affect every single human being living on this planet. Please understand that we can’t just say thank u, next and leave it to the next generation!

Climate change will kill us in around 12 years time...we need to change this or you’ll soon be telling everyone your goodbyes

by buteralovhes May 23, 2019